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Napadá mě replika z jednoho českého filmu: "To se potom prodá..." ;)


Je to OT, ale připomnělo mi to snědého spoluobčana, kterého jsme sebrali s 50-ti dávkami perníku a když jsme ho vezli, tak to zkusil: "Náčelníku, a až mě pustí, vrátíte mi to?" - "Heh?" - "Tak prodáte...?" :D
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ale to je asi normalni praxe. to je jako filmovy/soft prumysl uvadi, ze trati miliardy dolaru na vypalenych dvd atp. pritom kdyz nekdo lizne photoshop tak by si ho stejne nekoupil, takze skoda vlastne nevznikne. ale to bychom se dostali nekam jinam


:) moje řeč
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a komu to uniklo ve vlákně humor - tak ještě jednou :D -"ze stejného blogu"


So I've decided to ring the above mentioned mobile phone number in order to

find out what is really going on here.

- Hi, my name is Nicholas Hacko. I am a watch dealer.

I've just visited your website and wonder if you also wholesale watches?

- Hi. Well I am just a watch dispatch person you need to talk to my boss.

- That's fine. However, it is important that before we enter into any business transaction, I want to make sure I am not breaking any laws...

- What do you mean?

- Well you guys do sell fake watches, right?

- No, not fakes. We sell replicas.

- Replicas, fakes, same thing...

- No, no. Our replicas are NOT fakes!

- Oh sorry, my misunderstanding. So you actually do sell genuine Rolex watches?

- No, no. You don't understand the difference with fake and replica...

- Huh?

- ... not genuine Rolex, just Rolex replica. But definitely not the FAKE Rolex.

- OK I see. You sell REPLICA Rolex!

- That's exactly right. Genuine replicas which look identical to real Rolexes.

- Very good. So would you be able to accept payments in replica money?

- What do you mean, I don't understand???

- You know, the replica money. Money which looks identical to real money but it is just replica. Like the stuff I can print on my printer...

- [laughter...] I don't know, I am just a dispatch worker. You really need

to talk to my boss [more laughter...]

- OK - let's say that I do come into agreement with your boss and he does accept my replica money for his replica watches - which sounds like a perfectly fair deal to me - would you accept that replica money as your wages?

- [upset voice] Are you serious??? I don't work for fake money!!

- No, no, no - it is not FAKE money, it is just REPLICA money, mate ...

- Sir, I am busy, if you have any more questions please send us an email.

Our email address is info@Replicax.com.au .

Thanks for calling. [phone hangs up]



Jen by me hrozne zajimalo,jak by dotycny,za predpokladu,ze by mel vetsi trpelivost a rozhovor nevzdal,vysvetloval rozdil mezi FAKE a REPLICA watches..

Co by hledal jako argumenty :D

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