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Zabudol som pridat obrazok

Tak som sa nudil v práci a zo zvedavosti, s kalkulačkou v ruke, som si vyrátal za koľko rokov budem môcť vymeniť auti (Focus 2012) za niečo vhodnejšie pre rodinu. Ako ináč - skončil som pri možných aj nemožných možnostiach konfigurátorov automobiliek a tak mi napadlo: Za predpokladu, že máte na výber vozidlá v zhodnej motorizácii a zhodnej výbave, ktoré by ste si vybrali? Pocitovo. Audi? BMW? MB? niečo iné? Napr. ja som začal pri Audi, ale pri rovnakej konfigurácii sa mi zdá BMW viac sexi. Ale aj nové MB CLA je neskutočne príťažlivé auto ... Existuje jednoznačná voľba alebo sú už ponuky automobiliek tak vyrovnané, že si proste stačí vybrať to, čo človek preferuje a dostaten v podstate to isté, len v inom šate?

Frajerka spi, v telke Steven Segal a uzivam si vianocny darcek

Och, mea culpa. Na revans postnem jedneho uspesneho modelara

Prodám kolík na zabíjení upírů.

Vsetko naj fotriku! Vsetko dobre svistom, pani manzelke aj tebe!

Krasne su! Blahozelam, nech robia radost!

Ja som zacal cvicit toto: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nyv8KHeYJkc A musim povedat, ze po takych 3 minutach uz seriozne nevladzem a z minutoveho intervalu dam tak 20s ... Snad sa to zlepsi Pre tych, ktori by si to chceli stiahnut do mobilu ponukam priamy odkaz (16 MB wmv).

Kvoli comu teda clovek priberie, ked prestane fajcit? "Cigarette smoking increases a person's metabolic rate in part by forcing the heart to beat faster. When a cigarette is inhaled, the smoker's heart may beat 10 to 20 times more per minute for a period of time. This causes extra stress on the heart and plays a role in heart disease, the most common cause of smoking-related death. And think about this: A smoking habit of 20 cigarettes a day puts approximately the same amount of stress on the heart as 90 pounds of extra weight would. When we stop smoking, heart rate slows down somewhat, causing metabolism to dip a bit as well." Zdroj

Metabolizmus pracuje kvoli tvojmu fajceniu. Snazi sa jedy dostat z organizmu. A ked prestanes fajcit - tak sa spomaly aj metabolizmus = priberes ako prasa. Ja som 2x prestal fajcit a vzdy som nabral +5-10kg. takze som si vybral ze budem tlusty (docasne) ale nefajciar. Kua to docasne su uz 2 roky

Prave hladame kandidatov na tieto pozicie (Praha): Service Manager This role shall manage and coordinate 3rd party suppliers for newly created IT Security Assessment Services. He/she shall coordinate these assessments with internal customers under the governance of Group IGMs - IT Security Operations Function. GIS IGM Manager ? General L2 (IT Information Security) Responsible for establishing cooperation among the members of a team involved in internal IT and information security functions. Champions standards and recommendations for security measures, impact the overall perception of security area in the company. Suggests technical and procedural security controls, prioritizes team functions and direction, assigns tasks and reviews subordinates' work. Deep technical security knowledge and deep knowledge of business scenarios, pivoted by industry, size of company, and degree of security maturity. A very experienced person with variegated and deep technical and business acumen. Must have the ability to map IT and information security needs and IT and information security planning onto business requirements and must be able to provide long-term strategic guidance to stakeholders in the customer base. Should have 15+ years of experience in an Information Security related profile. Architect Security L3 Define relevant security requirements for the Anti-Malware Improvement Project interpreting existing IGM security policies, directives, guidelines, assess and position the project in the context of the entire Novartis security project portfolio, lead vendor assessment, manage stakeholders in the governance area, represents IGM Security at the tollgate reviews. Review and approve security risk assessments; review and approve security requirements, ensuring compliance to the existing Novartis Global Security Policies, Directives, and Guidelines; sign off hand over to operations; provide security consulting from general security perspective, by assessing and positioning the project in the context of the entire Novartis security stance and current outside threat & risk factors. Additional activities include: review and approve implementations checks and penetration tests, coordinate penetration tests, act as security manager in vendor assessments. Architect-Technical L2 (Application Manager) The application owner for Microsoft Office, Adobe Flash Player, Shockwave Player and Internet Explorer other applications have to be support by the application manager in engineering of applications packages, using SCCM and App-V with MSI packages as this is the Novartis standard. Responsibilities typically require broader scope, higher degree of customization, and greater complexity in terms of connectivity, users, platforms, etc. than duties required at the Analyst level. Architect-Technical L2 (Internet Explorer Application Manager) The application owner for Microsoft Internet Explorer other applications have to be support by the application manager in engineering of applications packages, using SCCM and App-V with MSI packages as this is the Novartis standard. Responsibilities typically require broader scope, higher degree of customization, and greater complexity in terms of connectivity, users, platforms, etc. than duties required at the Analyst level. Zaujemcom kontakt cez CZ. Hiring bonus nemame, takze len zverejnujem ponuky. Good Luck!

1. seria je super. Ale potom to uz ide do absurdit. Po 2. serii som to prestal pozerat pretoze to, co tam prezentovali, urazalo moju inteligenciu.

Veslovaci trenazer je velmi ucinny! http://www.conceptfitness.cz/

Mno ja som omylom zahodil uctenku. A pol roka na to som naschval zahodil aj boty...

Prudím dodávateľov, veľa píšem a preposielam maily, telefonujem a mítingujem. V podstate sa starám aby neboli žiadne prestoje ani u nás, anu u dodávateľa.

Svata pravda.

mladá slíbila, že mi vyžehlí ráno košili. Ráno 15 minut facebook. Nestíhá - já jsem na vině.

Vecer mi slubi, ze mi rano vyzehli koselu. Rano sa 15 minut po zazvoneni budiku hrabe na facebooku. A potom je na mna nasrana, lebo nestiha a zdrham do prace bez nej (ja mam na rozdiel od nej fixny zaciatok pracovnej doby). Budem si kosele zehlit sam a fuck off...

Tak neviem, ja by som cinkat ako cigansky baron s drobakmi po kapsach asi nechcel...

No ja som v praci do 19:00 takze pridem neskor. takze uvidim bandu chlapov s hodinkami na stole a pridam sa

A kedy začne sraz?

22. Schrapnel Tan tentokrat by som sa s vami uz konecne rad zoznamil. Nebude to na hanbu, ked pridem iba s jednymi hodinkami na ruke?

Do pr..le. Vcera bolo v Prahe teplo, tak som si povedal ze si zoberem jarny kabat miesto zimnika. ON SA NEJAK ZMENSIL ALEBOCO.... Okolo pasa 103 cm ... to musi dole, to musi dole!

Tak spomal. My sme si s frajerkou tiez kupili hrudne pasy a behavali sme (na nase pomery) celkom dobre casy. Kupili sme pasy a zistili sme, ejha, 150-160 frekvencia je predsa len trocha moc. Tak pekne spomalit, drzat sa ~cca 140. Ono sa ti kondicka upravi a za par tyzdnov sa pri rovnakej rychlosti ani nezadychas - budes moct behavat rychlejsie. Takze spomal - kludne bez - ak bezis na pase na 7, 8 km/h a kazdy tyzden si to zdvihni o nie viac ako 10%. Ono je to pekne, ze je clovek namotivovany po vianociach, tiez som prisiel do fitka po mesiaci (!) a po 15 minutach na pase som musel zastat lebo som myslel, ze umriem. Hlavne s rozvahou.