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Moty

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  1. Díky klucí a ještě jedna foto s paninkou Bylo na ni vidět, jak se strašně stydí [emoji1787][emoji1787]
  2. Dcera ušila a vyšila prďáckej šátek pro Daisy
  3. Pánové nic nehájím, ale jestli se o tom nemůžeme ani pobavit? To je myslím už zbytečný. Nemyslím si, že diskuzí nad vašimi pravidly něco porušuju, bral jsem to tak, že lehce použitý RW boty a denim jeansy se tu prodávaj, protože se to tu tak dřív dělalo, ale v pohodě, když žádný použitý ani v těchto dvou tématech, je to vaše forum, respektuju to.
  4. Old man is called in by the tax authorities to explain his extraordinarily lavish lifestyle on his modest pension. He takes his lawyer with him. Taxman challenges the old man to explain himself. The old man explains that there is nothing crooked going on, he is just a very talented gambler. The old man asks the taxman if he would like a little wager, and bets the taxman that he can bite his own eye, for £1,500. The taxman, thinking this task impossible, accepts the easy bet. The old man pops his glass eye out of its socket, bites it quickly, then pops it back in his head. "Fuck" says the taxman, before the old man offers him "double-or-nothing, I bet I can also bite the other eye". The taxman can see that the old man is clearly not blind, so he takes the bet. The old man promptly pops out his dentures, uses them in his hand to bite his good eye gently, and then puts his dentures back in. "Shiiiit" says the taxman, angry to have been fooled twice to the tune of £3,000, and in front of the old man's lawyer no less! There's no way he's wriggling out of a fair bet, with witnesses. "One more, double-or-nothing" says the old man. "I bet I can stand on one side of your desk and piss over your desk so that all the piss lands in that wastepaper bin on the other side, and not a drop will land on your desk". "You're on" says the taxman, grateful to have the chance to get out of his predicament. "Not even a young man could maintain the powerful stream which would be needed to keep my desk completely dry". The old man goes to the side of the long desk, gets his dick out, and starts to piss. Just as the taxman predicted, the old man had no power behind him, and the piss went all over his desk in a pathetic dribble, soaking all of his papers and files, and causing his laptop to suddenly fizzle out with a spark. "Yes!" yelled the taxman, jumping out of his chair with his arms overhead "pay up old man, you owe me £6,000!". "Fuuuuuuck!" yelled the lawyer, dropping his head into his hands. "This old motherfucker bet me £50,000 on the way over here that he could piss all over your desk and you'd be happy about it!"
  5. @Strocekbud v klidu, já dostal zase trestný body za 1x v ruce vymáchaný japonský kalhoty, jejichž kvalita i po jednom vymáchání násobně překračuje kvalitu často "nových" zde prodávaných kalhot, nu což
  6. Nemáte ozkoušenej nějakej elektrickej gril bez nepřilnavýho povrchu?
  7. RIP Ján Zákopčaník Původní profesí letecký meteorolog proslul díky pozdravu „Slunce v duši!
  8. https://www.naskokvkuchyni.cz/recept-levandulovy-sirup/ Ideální je sbírat levanduli teď, když ještě není stará Nemusí byt ani vyložené rozkvetla
  9. @warannDcera z toho dělá výbornou šťávu
  10. Tak cesta k tomu byla drahá a dlouhá, ale jsem fakt šťastnej;-)
  11. To mas dost velkou mrchu, u me bylo asi miminko
  12. OWG, ráno není potřeba nic resit[emoji1787][emoji1303]
  13. Jak je mas dlouho? Já na podruhy už 3 roky
  14. Tvl. Davide, to přesně vím kde je, ty koleje tam sou pěkně blbý, ještě když ve tmě proti tobě jede vlak Tak se brzo dej do kupy
  15. Na silnici mám taky 1x BOA a stačí mi to, už sem je objednal, tak pak napíšu, jak seděj díky
  16. To mi asi stačí, díkes @nickolas
  17. Máte někdo zkušenost s firmou Mavic na tretry? díky https://www.bike-eshop.cz/mtb-obuv/tretry-mavic-crossmax-boa-zluta-2020&volbashow=328399#images-2
  18. Tvl, to je fakt píčou ke zdi, ach jo. Škoda každýho mladýho ztracenýho života
  19. mě v iServisu říkali, že chtěj PIN, aby vyzkoušeli, že to po servisu funguje, ale tím, že jsem si na to čekal, tak sme se obešli bez toho
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