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Ja Ti nevim... Neni pravem prodavajiciho odmitnout zajemce...? Pokud nebudu chtit obchodovat s "necleny," tezko mi v tom kdo muze branit, ne...?

 

EDIT: Do p....e... Jsem si setril 500. prispevek na neco zasadniho - a resim jim nejaky podivuhodny smelinare... Hanba mi! :crying_anim02:

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Ja Ti nevim... Neni pravem prodavajiciho odmitnout zajemce...? Pokud nebudu chtit obchodovat s "necleny," tezko mi v tom kdo muze branit, ne...?

 

EDIT: Do p....e... Jsem si setril 500. prispevek na neco zasadniho - a resim jim nejaky podivuhodny smelinare... Hanba mi! :crying_anim02:

 

Máš pravdu, příště to tak udělám a bude pokoj. A sorry za ten skaženej příspěvek, kdybych to byl věděl, tak jsem to sem nepsal :-)

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Tak nevyhrožuj a přijeď, 4.3. Tě čekáme v 19 hodin v Gate. Aby to bylo lákavější, tak Ti zaplatím třeba pivo.

 

kdybych si mel vybrat vsechny piva, co mam slibeny, tak by to musel byt hodne dlouhej sraz. ale diky!

 

jestli ti pokousaná hlava,mastný prasečí fleky na sáčku,a huba v louži vod běžnejch destilátu stojej za tu štreku,rád tě uvidim a honimír Dantechno si radostí stříkne do podvazku

 

to je fakt lakava nabidka. budu o ni uvazovat asi celou dnesni bezesnou noc... ty woe...!
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Snad to metrouš unese, ale jestli to máš ze svého soukromého alba, tak nevim nevim...větší level už by byl snad jen fazer a nebo lolohh s 911 :)

 

o tom nepochybuj. mam ti poslat nejakou chutovku? Fazera neznam, ale vim, ze by to byla pecka. zatim sem na dalku ve spojeni jen s Danikem, tim jeho pritelem
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o tom nepochybuj. mam ti poslat nejakou chutovku? Fazera neznam, ale vim, ze by to byla pecka. zatim sem na dalku ve spojeni jen s Danikem, tim jeho pritelem

 

Pamatuji si, jak se to tady jednou nějak probíralo (srandičky) proto jste mě napadli vy dva :)...
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to nejsou zadny srandicky, kocicaku :)))

 

Koukám voe, že si budu muset najít čas a přijet vám zdvihnout do Práglu mandle, nebo naskákejte do nějaké káry a doražte holomci k nám do perníkova :) třeba tento čtvrtek...když už by se nás mělo docela dost sejít. Zase by jste viděli i mončičáka...
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Tohle vlakno je slusnej salat.. :D Kazdopadne Dane diky za zverejneni me pozy v neglize, priste se pred tebou svlikat a lubrikovat zezadu nebudu, takovahle publicita mi za to nestoji, sam dobre vis jak jsem plachej! :(

 

At si to bude nekomu libit nebo ne, u me porad budou mit clenove jako M916, bandicoot, YPO, lolohh, Kalifx, Baker, Kamil, Viktor, Frantik, cigi a spousta dalsich mnohem sirsi pole tolerance nez "cucaci" kteri sem sotva prisli uz jenom pro to, co pro forum udelali - mozna nekdo namitne, ze je to selekce a ze je to spatne, ale je mi to vlastne u zadku - az se novacci socializuji a foru v necem pomohou, tak se mohou v mych ocich pustit do vaznych diskuzi, do te doby je jejich nazor pro me temer bezcenny.. A ano, urcita forma selekce je dulezita, protoze jinak by tu nikdo z tech kdo pomahaji vytvaret kvalitni obsah uz davno nebyl, kdyby se tu striktne dodrzovaly pravidla. Ale at tu zavladne anarchie jakakoliv bude mi to asi jedno, protoze uz me tyhlety kecy o hovinku prestavaji bavit, nastesti to tady monitoruje aspon fazer, kterej dokaze zvednout uroven :D

 

Kdyby tady kazdej novacek namisto diskuze o pravidlu 50+, dohlizeni nad pravidly a podobnyma picovinama napsal recenzi na nejaky hodinky, mozna by tu zase bylo o cem cist a urcite by rychleji zapadl do zdejsiho velmi zajimaveho prostredi..

 

Jo a taky vsichni o sebe zacnete trosku vic dbat, citim se mezi vami divne! :D

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"Diskriminovani bazanti" by si meli precist tohle. Je jim vlastne poskytovana sluzba, aby se stali lepsimi lidmi. :-)

 

Bullies were the making of me

Jeremy Clarkson

 

As I understand it, the latest state initiative will force school bullies to wear blue plastic wristbands so the weak and fat can see them coming and have time to take evasive action.

Already I can see some problems with this. For instance, what happens if the cunning and wily school bully decides to get round the problem by simply leaving his wristband at home? Then you wouldn?t know he was a bully until you found a large dog egg in your satchel and an unusual stain in your maths exercise book.

 

Perhaps I?ve got the wrong end of the stick, though. Perhaps you wear the blue plastic wristband to show you?re against bullying, in the same way the people wear little ribbons on their lapel to show they?re against Aids or breast cancer or cruelty to moss.

 

Again, though, I can see some problems. In the same way that a small CND badge would not have protected the wearer from a nuclear fireball, I feel fairly sure that if you turn up to school with a blue plastic wristband it?s not really going to prevent the bully from pushing your head down the lavatory.

 

My biggest problem with the scheme, however, is that I have nothing to wear which shows I?m cautiously in favour of bullying. I, for instance, would love to put some sand in Piers Morgan?s lunchbox. And nothing would give me more pleasure than spending an hour or so flicking Tony Blair?s ears.

 

Sure, it has its bad sides, of course ? nobody likes to think that someone will draw a huge ***** on their children?s homework ? but there are upsides as well. Like if you?ve spent all day with your head in a lavatory you don?t need to wash your hair that night. And you will be a better, sharper, cleverer person.

 

This, I fear, is what the schools minister Stephen Twigg absolutely will not understand. He?ll have listened to a bunch of idealistic town council do-gooders with all sorts of nonsensical degrees in child welfare, and he?ll have decided that it was time to break out the blue plastic wristbands. So now all the loony welfare workers will have carte blanche to stamp out bullying, in all its forms.

 

You know where this is going. They started the war on speed by going after lunatics who drove around at 130mph, and ended up nailing little old ladies for doing 31. They go after people who hunt foxes, and soon your dog will be prosecuted if it kills a mouse. They put health warnings on cigarettes and now they want to stop you from lighting up in a pub. For the social worker there is no spirit of the law ? only the letter.

 

This means we can wave goodbye to the socially important pursuit of teasing. I tease people for being too short. I tease people for reading The Guardian. And in return people tease me for looking like a human toffee apple and liking Supertramp. I?m 44, for heaven?s sake, and I still find another man?s new haircut funny. So I?ll spend the day ribbing him about it.

 

Teasing is a good thing. It sharpens the mind and punctures the ego. Teasing, at its best, is faster than Chinese ping-pong and funnier than a really good skiing crash. Teasing is what separates us from the beasts. You never, for instance, see wildebeest laughing their heads off when one of their number falls in the river or gets eaten by a lion.

 

But of course the stupid do-gooders will see it as a sort of cannabis, a seemingly harmless first rung on the ladder, and try to stamp it out before the teaser takes up some heroin-style bullying.

 

Well, I was bullied at school, mercilessly and endlessly for nearly two years. I forgot what it was like to wake up normally rather than as a result of someone letting a fire extinguisher off in my face. And I was thrown on a daily basis into the school?s unheated plunge pool.

 

I remember one night being dragged out of bed at 3am and told that because the school would be a better place without me, I would have to be killed.

 

There was a very good reason for all this. I was a very annoying, very spoilt 13-year-old prig. I had the capacity to irritate before I?d even said anything, and I was the owner of a biblically idiotic haircut.

 

Eventually the bullying became so awful that I confided in my mother, who said that if everyone was picking on me then I must be doing something wrong. So I grew my hair very long, took up smoking and tried my hardest to make everyone laugh. It?s not easy when you?ve got a mouth full of dog dirt, but eventually I succeeded and the bullying stopped.

 

I really, genuinely believe that were it not for the bullies I would now be a humourless estate agent in some godforsaken provincial town. Bullying, in other words, saved my life.

 

And it can work for fat kids, too. You can ban them from watching crisp advertisements on television, and put health warnings on their cheese, but there?s nothing more guaranteed to make them lose weight than having their hair set on fire from time to time.

 

Bezvadný, přelouskal jsem z toho dvě slova: "well" a "time". Dík. :lol:
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