music

[steel]

leftfield - hollywood burning, paradni pecka tusim, ze to zpiva johny rotten - punk is not dead !!!

[Duke650]

Dnes ráno jsem potřeboval kick start

tož soundtrack z filmu Godzilla, lépe řečeno jen jeden kousek

Jamiroquai - Deeper Under Ground - název bez záruky :-)

[mnovace]

To jsi kliknul o pár skladeb vedle k rozjezdu je snad ze soundtracku z godzilly lepší předělávka cashmir původně od Led zeppelin

[Jeremy]

Teď zrovna mydlím Dream Theater..

[redd]

Pink Floyd rules!

[Duke650]

mnovace

předělávka zepelínů duněla v autě včera, jen nebyl čas o tom napsat :-)

a krom toho originál v podání LZ se mi líbí víc

[steel]

united future organization aka U.F.O; acid jazz z tokya - srdecni zalezitost jiz zhruba 10 let, dokonce jsem je videl na zivo

[Duke650]

Dnes ráno v autě Landa - stihl jsem jen Quantum Tarantulí

[Duke650]

a teď v kanclu po dlouhé abstinenci Metallica, parááááádaaaa

[saboter]

Teď zrovna mydlím Dream Theater..

Jop tých tiež môžem ... cca 20 rokov špička na progresívnej scéne ...

 

Ozaj poznáte metalovú rozprávku ? :

 

This is the situation: there?s a beautiful princess trapped in a castle watched by a dragon. Here?s the end of the story with different styles of metalheads as knights.

 

POWER METAL:

The protagonist arrives riding a white unicorn, escapes from the dragon, saves the princess and makes love to her in an enchanted forest.

 

THRASH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, fights the dragon, saves the princess and fucks her.

 

HEAVY METAL:

The protagonist arrives on a Harley, kills the dragon, drinks a few beers and fucks the princess.

 

FOLK METAL:

The protagonist arrives with some friends playing accordions, violins, flutes and many more weird instruments, the dragon falls sleep (because of all the dancing). Then they all leave? without the princess.

 

VIKING METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a ship, kills the dragon with his mighty axe, skins the dragon and eats it, rapes the princess to death, steals her belongings and burns the castle before leaving.

 

DEATH METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon, fucks the princess and kills her, then leaves.

 

BLACK METAL:

The protagonist arrives at midnight, kills the dragon and impales it in front of the castle. Then he sodomises the princess, and drinks her blood in a ritual before killing her. Then he impales the princess next to the dragon.

 

GORE METAL:

The protagonist arrives, kills the dragon and spreads its guts in front of the castle, fucks the princess and kills her. Then he fucks the dead body again, slashes her belly and eats her guts. Then he fucks the carcass for the third time, burns the corpse and fucks it for the last time.

 

DOOM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, sees the size of the dragon and thinks he could never beat him, then he gets depressed and commits suicide. The dragon eats his body and the princess as dessert. That?s the end of the sad story.

 

PROGRESSIVE METAL:

The protagonist arrives with a guitar and plays a solo of 26 minutes. The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The protagonist arrives at the princess? bedroom, plays another solo with all the techniques and tunes he learned in the last year at the conservatory. The princess escapes looking for the ?HEAVY METAL? protagonist.

 

GLAM METAL:

The protagonist arrives, the dragon laughs at the guy?s appearance and lets him enter. He steals the princess? make-up and tries to paint the castle in a beautiful pink color.

 

NU METAL:

The protagonist arrives in a run-down Honda Civic and attempts to fight the dragon but he burns to death when his moronic baggy clothes catch fire.

 

GRINDCORE:

The protagonist arrives, screams something completely undecipherable for about 2 minutes and then leaves.

 

INDUSTRIAL METAL:

The protagonist arrives wearing a greasy overcoat, makes obscene gestures towards the dragon and gets escorted out of fairy tale land by security guards.

 

EMOCORE:

The protagonists? mother drives the protagonist and his friends to the castle. He kills the dragon with some awesome armspinning and spinkicking while his friends observing the scene with their arms crossed; then the princess laughes at the protagonists ridiculous hairstyle and the boys leave weeping.

 

PUNK:

The protagonist hitchhikes to the castle, asks the dragon for some bucks, buys some cans of beer, gets pissed, insults the princess as ?monarchist [censored]? and ?commerce bitch? and leaves the castle in a black maria.

 

PORNO GRIND:

The Protagonist arrives at the castle without any clothes on and grunts loudly for a few minutes. Then he fucks the dragon in every body cavity it has, kills the dragon, fucks the carcass the same way again, grunts loudly again for a few minutes, grabs the princess and fucks her in every body cavity she has, kills her and fucks her in the same way again. Then he piles up the dragon?s and princess?s remains, fucks them in every body cavity they have, grunts loudly and screams senselessly for a few minutes. Then he leaves.

 

POP ROCK:

The protagonist arrives in a limo. The dragon lets them in as long as they sign an autograph for its mum who is a big fan. The protagonist leaves with the princess and they get married.

 

GOTHIC METAL:

The protagonist arrives along with a cold wind of winter in the middle of the night, frustrates the heck out of the dragon untill it dies of fear and desolation, comes to the princess and discusses how to clean make- ups without inflicting skin irritation.

 

METALCORE:

The protagonist swings his feet and arms about wildly, accidently knocking the dragon out. Then he storms off in anger that someone messed up his dance routine.

[Duke650]

Chtěl jsem napsat, co právě poslouchám, ale začetl jsem se do Metalové pohádky .... dobrý

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Jo, je to Čechomor. Před lety jsem o nich neměl tušení, první zážitek byl síla: to se ještě jmenovali Českomoravská hudební společnost a dělali předkapelu Lucie - nááádhera.

[Duke650]

Dnes ráno klasika .. Nirvana - Come As You Are, Smells Like Teen Spirit a tak...

[steel]

rádio 1 http://www.radio1.cz/

[r4d3k]

Tak dneska asi po 10-ti letech Alice Cooper. Dneska prostě vyhrál nad Hudbou Praha

[Návštěvník Kamil]

Na CT2 právě teď medailon Hany Hegerové.

[X-Bob]

Teď právě ČRo3 Vltava, hrají úplně senzačně

[steel]

bestie boys - the in sound from way out, nestarnouci jazzy bomba

[Tomasek]

Dschinghis Khan - Moskau

[stanley]

John Coltrane a Tom Waits

[Návštěvník]

np: Pink Floyd - Lost For Words [ The Division Bell ] 794kbps