luka Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 :-). Zadnou neznam. Ale jednou malem jedna praporcice, ale byli jsme vyruseni :-D.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deGwfPkmBG0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenomorfus Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Nooo, v podstate tak :-D. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardslimer Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 ......... Urcite na urovni lekarky nebo zdravotni sestry :-D.......Doufam, ze sis nechal rovnou vysetrit prostatu. Anebo jsi treti rukou vysetril prostatu i ji? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
noviisek Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Proč je lepší sex s učitelkou, než se zdravotní sestrou? Zdravotní sestra říká: "Další prosím!" Učitelka říká: "Celé si to zopakujeme!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xenomorfus Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Doufam, ze sis nechal rovnou vysetrit prostatu. Anebo jsi treti rukou vysetril prostatu i ji? Ses ji mel zeptat, kdyz sme sedeli v Lune ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leebauer Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) A když už jsme u zdravotních sester:Co se stane,když se zkříží zdravotní sestra s nylonovou punčochou?Kurva k neroztrhání.Já vím,blbý,no. Edited December 6, 2018 by leebauer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gustaf Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 A když už jsme u zdravotních sester:Co se stane,když se zkříží zdravotní sestra s nylonovou punčochou?Kurva k neroztrhání.Já vím,blbý,no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardslimer Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Ses ji mel zeptat, kdyz sme sedeli v Lune ;-)To bych si nedovolil.Prece jen je to lekarske tajemstvi. A za druhe to bylo moje prvni setkani s vicerymi chronomagory, tak jsem se drzel pri zdi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papen Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 Přijde gay do tetovacího studia. "Chtěl bych vytetovat na penis autíčko" Tatér : " Červené, nebo modré? " "Božíčku, to je jedno, stejně s ním pojedu do pr**le" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lobber Posted December 6, 2018 Report Share Posted December 6, 2018 (edited) Teď si nejsem jist, jestli to tu už nahodou nebylo ... ale dovolím si odkaz :0D pro zdejší příznivce Rolex :0D https://www.instagram.com/p/Bq0D5v_FLGJ/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1d3r6mpgjpg3k Edited December 6, 2018 by Lobber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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leebauer Posted December 7, 2018 Report Share Posted December 7, 2018 ?Mami, proč jsme loni slavili Vánoce v zimě a letos v létě?? ?Protože loni jsi byl ještě zdravý, králíčku.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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gorlo Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 Nemám slov. Na tom je snad všechno špatně. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beeman Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 neznal jsem, pokusim se to napravit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pepyczek Posted December 8, 2018 Report Share Posted December 8, 2018 (edited) neznal jsem, pokusim se to napravit Edited December 8, 2018 by pepyczek Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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