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eloga Posted December 5, 2023 Report Share Posted December 5, 2023 Carey, další pitomá blbka typu Greta , ani jako vtip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Klotzman Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 (edited) To s těma petardama mi připomnělo tohle: Sousedovic chlapec se, soudě dle množství nakoupené vietnamské pyrotechniky, rozhodl rázně ukončit řeči o tom, že je samá ruka, samá noha... Edited December 6, 2023 by Klotzman Překlep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Juraj11 Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 Kde že jí prodávají Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radek124 Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 Dva milující se muži, Elton a David se rozhodli stvořit mediální senzaci. Namísto vyšplíchání tam kam slunce nesvítí své nejcennější produkty smíchali a náhradní matka byla úspěšně oplodněna. Když se dítě narodilo, Elton a David přišli na oddělení kde v postýlkách ležel asi tucet dětí. Z nich jedenáct řvalo, jen v rohu leželo jedno klidné dítě. Sestra jim sdělila že právě jejich dítě je tiše, protože je šťastné. „No není to sladké?“ – přivine se Elton k Davidovi. „Všecky ty mimina řvou a jenom ten náš je spokojený - prostě důkaz převahy naší pravé, nefalšované teplé lásky!“ „No jo, TEĎ je šťastný.“, řekla sestra. „...Ale sledujte co se stane, když mu z řiti vytáhnu dudlík!“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy97 Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 Dnes je to asi poprve tady na foru, co chapu Tvuj prispevek (mozna proto, ze je to zrejme copy paste a ne z Tvoji hlavy) a musim dat palec dolu. Sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radek124 Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 (edited) Správný odhad, všechny potrefené tímto pozdravuje manželka... Images are visible only to registered users. Please register or sign in to enable full experience. Edited December 6, 2023 by Radek124 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Murphy97 Posted December 6, 2023 Report Share Posted December 6, 2023 (edited) take zdravim a hezky vecer edit: tak bez toho editovaneho "potrefene" byla ta prvotni reakce alespon trochu fer a chlapska. Tak se mej. Edited December 6, 2023 by Murphy97 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanderB. Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 co maj všichni s těma cronutama??? Images are visible only to registered users. Please register or sign in to enable full experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
platinumteeth Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Jó, ty dlouhý zimní večery... Images are visible only to registered users. Please register or sign in to enable full experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx12 Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Ona: Dobrý den, já jsem vaše nová sousedka a dnes bych si ráda vyrazila nějam na drink a pak treba i zašukat. Neměl byste dnes večer čas? On: Nó, čas bych měl a rád. Ona: Vy jste super. Takže mi pohlídáte pejska než se vrátím, že? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Gustaf Posted December 7, 2023 Report Share Posted December 7, 2023 Píše malá holčička Ježíškovi: Milý Ježíšku, přines také nějaké oblečení všem těm nahým dětem v tatínkově počítači. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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