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Lynx12 Posted February 4 Report Share Posted February 4 Putin vyjde do Moskvy. V parku vidí starého žida. "Co čteš dědo?". "Učím se jidiš pro samouky," odpoví starý žid. "Na co ti je jidiš?" ptá se Putin. "Chtěl bych si v ráji popovídat s Abrahámem a Mojžíšem", klidně odpoví žid. "A co když se dostaneš do pekla?" "Tak rusky už umím". 1 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warann Posted February 5 Report Share Posted February 5 Kouzlo nechtěného. Kombinace titulku a reklamy vedle se fakt povedla. Images are visible only to registered users. Please register or sign in to enable full experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Bert Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 V 4. 2. 2025 v 20:44, Lynx12 napsal: Putin vyjde do Moskvy. V parku vidí starého žida. "Co čteš dědo?". "Učím se jidiš pro samouky," odpoví starý žid. "Na co ti je jidiš?" ptá se Putin. "Chtěl bych si v ráji popovídat s Abrahámem a Mojžíšem", klidně odpoví žid. "A co když se dostaneš do pekla?" "Tak rusky už umím". Já vím, ono se to nemá, opravovat nebo vysvětlovat vtipy, ale: Abrahám a Mojžíš žili cca 1500 před Kristem, kdežto jidiš se začal utvářet cca 1000 po Kristu .... Tedy praotec izraelského národa Abrahám, ani prorok Mojžíš, fakt jidiš nemluvili. 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyAaron Posted February 8 Report Share Posted February 8 Ale za tu dobu se to v tom raji uz mohli doucit, ne? 2 8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McStinger Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 před 11 hodinami, AndyAaron napsal: Ale za tu dobu se to v tom raji uz mohli doucit, ne? V takom veku už nové veci ťažko dostávaš do hlavy 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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AndyAaron Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 V takom veku už nové veci ťažko dostávaš do hlavy To pripoustim, vidim to sam na sobe. Ale zase je hezke od toho stareho zida, ze se jidis ucil, aby tam s nima mohl mrskat slovicka. Practice makes perfect- jak je to jidis nevim. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radek124 Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 (edited) translate.google.com: פיר מאכט שליימעסדיק fir makht shleymesdik ...akorát fonetický přepis strojového překladu podezřele připomíná šlamastyku Edited February 9 by Radek124 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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papen Posted February 9 Report Share Posted February 9 Jeden nekorektni! Images are visible only to registered users. Please register or sign in to enable full experience. 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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geometr Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 Bezplatný jo 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warann Posted February 10 Report Share Posted February 10 A víš proč Musk určitě není nácek? Protože náckové dělali dobrý auta... 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Xenomorfus Posted February 11 Report Share Posted February 11 Ten by sel i do vlakna "Moje prvni Rolexky" :-). 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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