HUMOR [2006-2020]

[camlost]

Není to moc vtipné. Spíš smutné.

[Pavelpu27]

Cizinec se ptá čecha:

"Co znamená šimsisi?"

"To znamená, esisisišim"

[luka]

[Prochy68]

Sakra, jdu najit kontakt...

[Lobber]

Tak fakt nevím ... Nejhorší je, že i psychiatr/psycholog vidí ?něco jiného? ... :0D

Upraveno 1. prosince 2018 uživatelem Lobber

[Prochy68]

Tak fakt nevím ... Nejhorší je, že i psychiatr/psycholog vidí ?něco jiného? ... :0D

Uf, to jsem se uklidnil

[Freeter83]

Kalouska fakt nemusím ale tohle zabil 

Upraveno 1. prosince 2018 uživatelem Freeter83

[lub]

Cizinec se ptá čecha:

"Co znamená šimsisi?"

"To znamená, esisisišim"

[zceyee]

I think I have a problem, Doc," says a patient. "One of my balls has 

turned blue." 
The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes that the patient 
will die if he doesn't have his testicle removed. 
"Are you crazy?!" bursts the patient. "How could I let you do such a 
thing to me!" 
"You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, at which point the 
patient has to agree to have his testicle removed. 
Two weeks after the operation, the patient comes back. "Doc, I don't 
know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too." 
Again, the doctor tells him that if he wants to live, his other 
testicle must be cut off, too. Again, the man is very reluctant to the 
idea. 
"Hey, you want to die?" asks the doctor, and the patient has to agree 
with the operation. After two weeks of being testicle-less, the 
patient returns to the doctor and says, "I think something is very 
wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue." 
After briefly examining the patient, the doctor gives him the bad 
news: If he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of course, the patient 
does not want to hear about it. 
"You want to die?" asks the doctor. 
"But...how do I pee?" 
"We'll install a plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." So the 
patient has his penis removed, and, a while after the operation, the 
unfortunate man enters the doctor's office again. He is very angry. 
"Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue!" 
"What?" 
"Can you tell me what the hell is happening??" 
The doctor examines the patient more carefully and says, "Hmmm, I 
don't know. Could it be the jeans?"

[financ]

v Brně nasněžilo

 

 

[Masák80]

:-D

[clockyclock]

https://twitter.com/vlralmemes/status/1069003090597224448?s=21

[guzmic]

otec roku :-D jak ho tam chudáka mrsknul.

 

tento je ovšem taky dobrý.

 

Upraveno 3. prosince 2018 uživatelem guzmic

[bobi]

Okresní soud   (I.J.)

 

 

 

[beeman]

kdyby to nebyl kamos, tak bych se ji i pochechtaval :-)

 

[Honza.manta]

 

 

 

[nickolas]

Jezis tam musi byt vlk jak svina! Brrrrrrrrrr...

[Filip.J]

Jo, v každé jeden. Myslíš loketní jamky, že jo, Nickolasi?

[DavidLC]

Tam bude celá smečka :-)

[Xenomorfus]

Uz si umim konkretne priradit pojem "Smrad, jak kdyz se odkope selka"...