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Bert Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 před 4 hodinami, Vit napsal: Někdo místní? Jsem nas-anej. Přidali mi 6 let Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomas_2002 Posted March 28 Report Share Posted March 28 Před hodinou, Sarka Farka napsal: To je holt úděl těch mocnejch. Když si po kalbě musíš zkontolovat mimo toho jestli máš klíče, peněženku a mobil ještě jestli jsi ještě náhodou nerozpoutal třetí světovou ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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warann Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 (edited) text zde, taky stojí za přečtení: http://pater-boemus.cz/archiv/7268 Edited March 30 by warann Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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odjinud Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 (edited) No tvl... Edited March 30 by odjinud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynx12 Posted March 30 Report Share Posted March 30 (edited) Chlap si koupí detektor lži, který dá při každé lži facku. Vyzkouší ho tedy doma při večeři. Otec: "Synku, kde jsi byl dnes po dobu vyučování?” Syn: ”Ve škole přece." (Plesk!) "...Dobře, dobře, byl jsem v kině." Otec: "Jaký to byl film?" Syn: "Pohádka." (Plesk!) "... Dobře, bylo to porno." Otec: "Cože?! Já ve tvých letech ani nevěděl, co porno je!" (Plesk!) Máma se smíchem: "No, je vidět, že je to tvůj syn." (Plesk!) * * * i když...tohle vlastně není vtip, nýbrž fakt ... * * * Edited March 30 by Lynx12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vit Posted March 31 Report Share Posted March 31 Nevěděl jsem, že majitele Longinesů mají svůj svátek (dokonce i svatého): http://kalendar.najdise.cz/pranostika-824/na-svateho-longina-prace-v-poli-zacina https://neviditelnypes.lidovky.cz/kultura/historie-na-svateho-longina-prace-v-poli-zacina.A220328_202352_p_kultura_wag#utm_source=email&utm_medium=text&utm_campaign=lidovky.directmail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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